for ios download Star Wars Ep. VII: The Force Awakens

R2-D2 shows part of a map to Luke's location, BB-8 providing the other half.

Poor, poor Rey is consoled about the death of Han Solo her wonderful friend of a whole twenty-four hours.Įvery one ignores his life long companion and his WIFE of course, because poor, wonderful Rey is so deeply hurt. Rey and Finn are rescued by Chewy, and return to the resistance base. Then strangely the ground splits open, creating a canyon, separating Kylo, and gloriously talented Rey. Rey kicks Kylo and he falls over, injured from the duel. She expertly attacks Kylo, and they battle, battle, battle. Kylo starts to spout crocodile tears, and then impales his dad with a light saber.Ĭhewy shoots Kylo's arm with a laser gun.Ĭut to a snowy forest, where Rey and Finn some how end up, and Kylo's chasing them.įinn uses a light-saber to fight Kylo but is knocked out.īut then amazing, wonderful Rey uses the Force and gets the light-saber. Han, Chewy and Finn using the Falcon sneak on to the enemy vessel where Han finds his son, and begs him to turn good. Rey is kidnapped by Kylo Ren and he tries to read her mind.īut Rey, using the Force which she never heard of before, resists, and finding out she can use it like a pro, does a Jedi mind trick on the guard and escapes. Han, Finn and Chewy make it to the resistance base where we find out Han and Leia hate each other and have the worst parenting skills ever. We find out Kylo Ren the sith lord is Han and Leia's son, and he hates his parents. Han takes them to this bar where they meet a creepy frog-like creature, and Rey finds a light-saber and gets disturbing visions. Rey rips something out of the ceiling, and Ta-da! saves the day. They escape because Rey can fly ships she never saw before. Rey takes BB-8 from the guy who found it.ĭanger! Rey finds herself with some depressed storm-trooper on the Millennium Falcon, which they stole. This was a HUGE disappointment, and I don't think you should watch it. The plot was a limp old rag, covered up in exciting music, special effects and horrendous British accents. Me and my brother refer to him as 'The Wimp Sith.' Kylo Ren is an insecure, whiny, selfish, wimpy little brat that throws temper tantrums, destroying stuff with his light-saber, including expensive military equipment when he can't get his own way. This movie is very violent, and the new characters are annoying, especially Rey who can do anything and everything, even if she knows nothing about it. This is a disgrace to the entire Star Wars universe. This is the second worst movie I have ever seen in my life.

For ios download Star Wars Ep. VII: The Force Awakens